http://www.blogrant.co.uk/ the rantings and musings of James Collett en-us Matthew1471's BlogX / BlogX.co.uk Content © 2005 - 2014 James Collett http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://www.blogrant.co.uk/RSS/Image.jpg http://www.blogrant.co.uk/ 100 100 Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:01 UTC Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:42 Fun%20and%20Trivia http://www.blogrant.co.uk/ViewItem.asp?Entry=32 http://www.blogrant.co.uk/Comments.asp?Entry=32 <ol><li>Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things</li><li>One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.</li><li>Atheism is a non-prophet organization</li><li>If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?</li><li>The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live</li><li>I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose</li><li>What if there were no hypothetical questions?</li><li>If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?</li><li>If someone with multiple personalities and threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?</li><li>Is there another word for synonym?</li><li>Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" </li><li>What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?</li><li>If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?</li><li>Would a fly without wings be called a walk? (LOVE this one!!)</li><li>Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?</li><li>If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? </li><li>Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? </li><li>If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to start speaking?</li><li>Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ATMs?</li><li>How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs? </li><li>What was the best thing before sliced bread?</li><li>One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people</li><li>Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? </li><li>Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? </li><li>How is it possible to have a civil war? </li><li>If one member of a synchronized swim team drowns, do the rest drown too? </li><li>If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?</li><li>If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? </li><li>Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it? </li><li>Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?</li><li>Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?</li><li>Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? </li><li>If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented? </li><li>Can an atheist get insurance coverage for acts of God</li></ol>